Thursday, February 18, 2010

Nighttime Escapades

It is like a live with a coke addict.  Seriously.  Who wakes up at 3 in the freaking morning and wants to have a "dress-up party?"  WHAT???  IT IS THREE IN T-H-E M-O-R-N-I-N-G. 

But there she is, naked as a jaybird (I don't even know what that means), standing on her bed, screaming, wanting to put her "fancy dress" on.  Not once.  Not twice.  Not three times.  I don't even know how many times.  We lost count. 

And this is in between the baby waking up crying.  Baby cries, go get her, get her back to sleep.  Crazy lunatic three-year-old screams.  Go get her, somehow manage not to wring her neck, put her back in bed.  Baby cries.  And on.  And on.  And on.

Oh, the joy.

Monday, February 1, 2010

That Hurt my Feelings Mr. Urban Outfitter T Shirt Designer Guy

Do you think I'm too sensitive?  I stumbled on this t-shirt when I accidentally fell on my keyboard and it somehow brought up a shopping website.  Anyway, I took the t-shirt personally?  Do you think Mr. Urban Outfitter designer read my blog?  Could he be one of my 7 followers?  *sob*